
Dear Mr.'s Sperone and Westwater,
John
Lennon and his gang of Lennonists had it all wrong when they said, "Money
can't buy you love...". Just look
where he ended up. I agree with him that
love is probably the Earth's greatest invention, but even greater, has got to
be money. So let's celebrate it instead of trying to fight the power, because
probably the most important thing money can buy is love. Look at Donald Trump, Roman Polanski,
Elizabeth Taylor, Michael Jackson, Woody Allen, and Dodi Al Fayed just to name
a few. They were all rich and did they
get the hot, little, young ones because of their looks?...no...their methods of
seduction?...no...their luck?...Of course not.
It all comes down to one thing:
Money.
What
does all of this have to do with you?
Well we were going to tie it all in with love of art, and how next to
love, money is best used to buy art.
And we created a logo for you that depicts your love for each other (Sperone
and Westwater), but then we came up with another logo that we liked equally
well and thought, lets give you a choice, so the following paragraph relates
more to the other less serious logo and reads as follows:
Even
though we know in our heart of hearts that when it rains it is beneficial for
the planet, sometimes it's hard to see the forest for the trees, or the sun for
the clouds in reality. But,
Damnit! It's up there shining away,
keeping the angels happy. So when
you're feeling blue because it's gray and cold and rainy outside, cheer up,
because Mr. Sun is out there somewhere. His brother, little rainy, is just
trying to make all his little planty boys grow up to be big trees.
I'm
not sure how we were going to make this relate to the logo, except that your
gallery always brings a smile to our face on a cloudy day. Anyway, the logo costs anywhere from $100 to
$1000, whatever you think is best. That
price includes print-ready film and the rights to use it. If you want both logos, the price is
definitely higher, so write us immediately so we can discuss your options.
Take
care of each other,
A.K.U.S.A.